How did i arrive at this conclusion, well, when i was in my late teens a friend and i pondered how long it took for nails to grow and if it was always the same. So we ran a little experiment and found out it took around a month for my fingers and around two months for my toes (very approx). I think the friend i was doing the experiment with forgot all about it a day after we had discussed it so when i took my findings to him many months later it was rather humorous, nether less i had a rough benchmark in my head.
All of a sudden, they are all growing a triple the speed! Each week I've had to take my clippers to them, and it seems to have been fairly consistent for the last two months. I haven't changed my diet, i haven't been eating/drinking any gelatin or other nail growing mixtures, I'm a little puzzled by it.
If this is a mutation and I'm getting some sort of super power its lame, and i wish it would stop.
gussie, this is gross. you are obviously overstating the truth...a lot.
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